walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
with my dogs on my leash i got [bad word] on the hold,
a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
get more [bad word] than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.

Did you [bad word] a virgin? cause that [bad word] is tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
i do [bad word] in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm ually straight, your bound to find,
i'm mentally [bad word]  cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a [bad word] 
 [bad word] 
My name is bo fo sho, 
a born bostonian,
aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
i gave it this little part to give it continuity.

the fellas say
hey moron pass the gin
cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
cause you [bad word] know fractions speak louder than words

and the ladies say
hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight
should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion
 [bad word] ..

walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).

we're in the hood ill take what you give me
was einstein's theory good...relatively
a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
a litter of literates, a bunch of moby [bad word] "get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia 
take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken [bad word] 
why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin for change?
i shocked Sherlock
What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD
How'd [bad word] to master all these things?
like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.