Grandma’s got a Facebook, now she’s hitting on my friends.
Don’t care how it started, but now it’s got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she’s been in my best friend’s pants.

Grandma, Grandma (4x)
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma (3x)

Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she’s been chilling at home.
Watching soaps half the day ’cause she’s feeling alone.
So, I set her up a Facebook and gave the address.
To my friends and I asked them all to send a request.
And no one would have guessed one day she’d go wild,
but grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to [bad word] McButtSex
And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall.

Grandma’s got a Facebook, now she’s hitting on my friends.
Don’t care how it started, but now it’s got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she’s been in my best friend’s pants.

Grandma, Grandma (4x)
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma (3x)

Then she updated her status yeah, and it made me [bad word] 
Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby [bad word] #33;
And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed.
And they all liked [bad word] cause they’re wack and I’m mad.
Is this considered abuse, yeah you’d be [bad word] at her too
Find More lyrics at [bad word] 
Cause now her list to do’s is just pictures of dudes.
I wanted her to make friends but she’s about to seduce.
My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and [bad word] juice.

Grandma’s got a Facebook, now she’s hitting on my friends.
Don’t care how it started, but now it’s got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she’s been in my best friend’s pants.

Grandma, Grandma (4x)
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma (3x)

I checked my Facebook daily.
I get a friend request from this old [bad word] lady.
I know it’s your grandma, but I ain’t gonna lie.
She’s rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly.
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly [bad word] 
Wrinkly [bad word]  wrinkly [bad word] #33;
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly [bad word] 
Wrinkly [bad word]  wrinkly [bad word] #33;

Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
I want to put my hands in your grandma’s candy dish.

Grandma’s got a Facebook, now she’s hitting on my friends.
Don’t care how it started, but now it’s got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she’s been in my best friend’s pants.

Grandma, Grandma (4x)
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma (3x)