Woke up in the morning today 
What did I see? 
I saw a bottle saying: [bad word] and drink me 
So I think I drank it. 

Woke up in the morning today 
What did I see? 
I saw some weed saying:  [bad word] and smoke me" 
So I think I smoked it. 
Rolled it up and sucked it 

Woke up in the morning today 
What did I see 
I saw some coke saying  [bad word] and sniff me" 
So I think I sniffed it. 
Opened up and I whiffed it