[ROBB] Who is that?
[ROBERT BARATHEON] It's the Targaryen girl
[JOFFREY] Sound the alarms!
[ROBERT] [bad word] to take back the Seven Kingdoms
[ROBB] Well, it's more like six kingdoms now
[JOFFREY] Hide me with the children!
[ROBB] ...y'know since seceded.
[JOFFREY] I'm pooping!
[ROBB] She should take the other six. Why not?
[ROBERT BARATHEON] Shut up Joffrey, you weird little [bad word] #33;

[DAENERYS] I got dragons, [bad word] 
I started out with nothin' but a [bad word] older brother in a Pentos penthouse, I got pimped out
to a Dothraki warlord with a horde full of slave-takin' thugs, [bad word] #39; like dogs in public.
Queen of the savages, got three dragon eggs, ate a horse heart, took it down, didn't throw up.
Got knocked up, but I mistakenly traded in the fate of the baby, and put my hubby in [bad word] 
Smothered his [bad word]  and built a funeral pyre, took the blood magic witch, burned the [bad word] alive, climbed in-side and fried eggs awhile from the ash came my naked [bad word] and three reptiles.
Touchin' my kids? Betta ask me I'm the "Motha of Dragons", Pyat Pree...
Yeah, that freak. [bad word] at me with more than a manticore f'you wanna blast me.
[JORAH] Khaleesi
[DAENERYS] You got a dirty mouth yeah, you best sit down before I go to town with some Valyrian, you 'bout to fear me when I turn and burn this [bad word] to the ground.
I'm [bad word] #39; out the flames - kill the masters, free the slaves! From Qarth to Braavos, and Slaver's Bay every [bad word] crackin' whips gonna know my name:
[JORAH] Khaleesi
[DAENERYS] Send a raven to Westeros, 'cause I'm puttin' three dragons in a big [bad word] boat. You betta tell the usurpers that [bad word] #39; home to take back the realm and the Iron Throne... like a hound takes a [bad word] 

Happy birthday.

[MAX'S MOTHER] You know that means divorce, right?
[MAX'S FATHER] Yeah!