If Jesus drove a motor home
 I wonder would he drive pedal to the metal, or real slow?
 Checking out the stereo
 Cassette playing Bob Dylan, motivation tapes

Tricked up Winnebago, with the tie-dye drapes
 If Jesus drove a motor home
 If Jesus drove a motor home
 And [bad word] to your town, would you try to talk to him?

Would you follow him around?
 Honking horns at the drive through
 Double-parking at the mall
 Midnight at the Waffle House

Jesus eating eggs with y'all
 If Jesus drove a motor home
 Buddha on a motorcycle, Mohammad in a train
 [bad word] Jesus in the passing lane

But everybody smile
 'Cause everybody's grooving
 Ain't nothing like the feeling of moving
 With a bona fide motorized savior

Now if we all drove motor homes, well maybe in the end
With no country to die for, we could just be friends
 One world as our highway ain't no yours or my way
 We'd be cool wherever we roam if Jesus drove a motor home