(Blow Vuvuzela) 
(Play Vuvuzela) 
(Blow Vuvuzela) 
(I play Vuvuzela until I die) 

(Blow Vuvuzela) 
(Play Vuvuzela) 
(Blow Vuvuzela) 
(I play Vuvuzela until I die) 

I’m about to blow my load on this one 
You must play vuvuzela until you die 
I’ll be blowing when you’re gone 
I’ll [bad word] you up if you dare to ask why 

Blow this into your children’s ears and 
Put that app on your iphone please 
Crank it up til the amp hits 11 
Rejoice in the sound of a billion bees 

I’m the original master of blowing that Flat 
And if you can’t see that then you can just tap that 
And nothing will stop me I’ll blow til you feel me 
And if you can feel me just blow it with me 

Once we start we won’t stop for days 
Get right in the the vuvuzela craze 
Plastic in hand by public demand 
I blow Vuvuzela across this land! 

(Blow Vuvuzela) 
Crank that up 
(Play Vuvuzela) 
Don't give a [bad word] 
(Blow Vuvuzela) 
I BLOW VUVUZELA UNTIL I DIE 

Blowing your face off like a 10 tonne [bad word] 
You want me to stop, [bad word] I don’t give a [bad word] 
I blow Vuvuzela during your funeral 
I’ll bring all my friends and [bad word] amuck 

Blowing this [bad word] s like an energy drink 
The [bad word] through your veins 
The sound of the vuvuzela will entice you 
I will imprint it in your brains 

I think I’ve gone insane 
I use vuvuzela as a pimpin cane 
 [bad word] see my vuvuzela 
Nothing can stop them, they’re in my lane 

Your children will blow vuvuzela 
Your Dog and your cat will blow vuvuzela 
Your dead wife will blow vuvuzela 
Everyone must blow vuvuzela 

(Blow Vuvuzela) 
Crank that up 
(Play Vuvuzela) 
Don't give a [bad word] 
(Blow Vuvuzela) 
I BLOW VUVUZELA UNTIL I DIE 

(Blow Vuvuzela) 
Crank that up 
(Play Vuvuzela) 
Don't give a [bad word] 
(Blow Vuvuzela) 
I BLOW VUVUZELA UNTIL I DIE 

(Blow Vuvuzela) 
(Play Vuvuzela) 
(Blow Vuvuzela) 
(I play Vuvuzela until I die) 

(Blow Vuvuzela) 
(Play Vuvuzela) 
(Blow Vuvuzela) 
(I play Vuvuzela until I die)