The Name Game by Jessica Lange (lyrics) 

The Name Game

Judy!

Judy, Judy bo Budy Bonana fanna fo Fudy

Fee fy mo Mudy, Judy!

Lana!

Lana, Lana bo Bana Bonana fanna fo Fana

Fee fy mo Mana, Lana!
 [bad word] on everybody!

I say now let’s play a game

I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody’s name

The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn’t there

But a or an or an M will appear

And then I say bo add a then I say the name and

Bonana fanna and a fo

And then I say the name again with anF very plain and a

fee fy and a mo

And then I say the name again with an M this time

and there isn’t any name that I can’t rhyme

Pepper!

Pepper, Pepper bo Bepper Bonana fanna fo Fepper

Fee fy mo Mepper, Pepper!

But if the first two letters are ever the same,

I drop them both and say the name 

like Bob, Bob drop the B’s Bo ob

For Fred, Fred drop the F’s Fo red

For Mary, Mary drop the M’s Mo ary

That’s the [bad word] that is contrary.

Okay?

Now say Bo: Bo

Now Tony with a B: Bony

Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo

Then you say the name again with an very plain: Fony

Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo

Then you say the name again with an M this time: Mony

And there isn’t any name that you can’t rhyme

Kit!

Kit, Kit bo Bit Bonana fanna fo Fit

Fee fy mo Mit, Kit!

The Name Game