Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] Too [bad word] to [bad word] Too [bad word]  to [bad word] I'm too [bad word]  too [bad word]  too [bad word] To [bad word] 
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out [bad word] tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too [bad word] to [bad word] Too [bad word] to [bad word] Too [bad word]  to [bad word] It's all I need right now
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] Too [bad word] to [bad word] Too [bad word]  to [bad word] I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your [bad word]  retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too [bad word] to [bad word] You're to [bad word] to [bad word] Too [bad word] to [bad word] It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too [bad word] to [bad word] Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh