You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow
 I try to call you but I can't find the telephone
 I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
 I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost
 The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
 To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby
 And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
 My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you
 I'm horny
 Horny, horny, horny
 So horny
 I'm horny, horny, horny
 I'm horny
 Horny, horny, horny
 So horny
 I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
 I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird ooh ooh
 I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon
 In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
 But it was a man from Nowhere Land ... who looked like you
 I will keep searching on
 This feeling's much too strong
 My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you
 I'm horny
 Horny, horny, horny
 So horny
 I'm horny, horny, horny
 I'm horny
 Horny, horny, horny
 So horny
 I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
 I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
 The post it takes so long, so I gotta sing this song
 To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby
 And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me too
 My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you
 I'm horny
 Horny, horny, horny
 So horny
 I'm horny, horny, horny
 I'm horny
 Horny, horny, horny
 So horny
 I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
 Horny, horny
 Horny, horny, horny
 Horny, horny
 Horny, horny, horny
 Horny, horny
 Horny, horny, horny
 Horny, horny
 Horny, horny, horny
 Horny, horny
 Horny, horny, horny