Test-test-test-test
Hello?
Are we ready to go here?
*Clears throat* May I have your attention please?

Crowd: What?

Sugar: May I have your attention please?

Crowd: Yeah!

Sugar: Will the real Sugar baby please speak up?
We're gonna have a problem here!

Y'all act like you've never heard a little white girl before
Jaws all on the floor
Acting like you can buy me in a sugar store
*Cha-ching* [bad word] the halls
You must be looking for more
Cuz I'm bigger than that
And I wont be stuck on the floor
Haha-haha-haha

Guy: What you laughing at?

Sugar: Your all talking like, oh wait, no way! You're kidding!
She didn't just sound like I think she did did she?

Guy: Yeah yeah yeah!

Sugar: Hey-Hey-Hey where's sugar?

Guy: Where you at?

Sugar: I'm right here! Sleeping in Mocha's pocket!
Tee-hee
Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar sugar-baby, sugar-baby!
 [bad word] I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
All you other sugar babies are just imitating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
Please jump up, please jump up!
Cuz I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
All you other sugar babies are just imitating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
Please jump up, please jump up!

Guy: Woah!

Sugar:Look at her, walking around with her own crew,
Mad Dog and Billy and Moca too!
She's so [bad word] short though!

Guy#1 WHAT?

Sugar: Yeah!

Guy#2: That's my girl yo!

Sugar:And there's a million of us just like me,
Fuss like me, just don't give a fu--
OH! I would never say that!

Guy: Sugar!

Sugar: Dress like me, walk like me, have hair like me
And might just be the next best thing, but not quite me!
 [bad word] 
I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
All you other sugar babies are just imitating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
Please jump up, please jump up!
Cuz I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
All you other sugar babies are just imitating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
Please jump up, please jump up!

Oh and could the rest of you please lie down
'Cuz I can't see anything *thanks! *
Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar sugar-baby, sugar-baby!