She don't like guns around the house
She don't like my stuff left on the floor
She thinks my car is just way too old
Cause it can't go too far no more

But she loves me
So she lets it be
She's all I need
Cause she loves me

She don't like guns I left behind the seat
She don't like ammo on the dash
She thinks my dog is just way too rough
And I don't make quite enough cash

But she loves me
So she lets it be
She's all I need
Cause she loves me

She loved me when I was 22
Nothing's changed when now I am 45

She don't like guns under the bed
She tells me it just don't seem right
She hates the way that I load 'em up
When I hear noises in the night

But she loves me
So she lets it be
She's all I need
Cause she loves me
She's all I need
Cause she loves me

Your mother'd be proud