Here kitty kitty. You better move along.
Cuz the big cats walk at the break of dawn.
Now doggonnit baby. Oohh I said doggone...

Hey can your [bad word] do the dog?
Can your [bad word] do the dog?
Can your [bad word] do the houndog, baby?
Can your [bad word] do the dog?
This whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow.
If your [bad word] can't do the dog.

I'm the king of the jungle. They call me tiger man.
I'm gonna do the bird. If I can, if I can.
My bird can do the dog. If your [bad word] can?

Hey can your [bad word] do the dog?
Can your [bad word] do the dog?
Can your [bad word] do the bulldog, baby?
Can your [bad word] do the [bad word] on and wag that tail. Baby you can't fail.
If'n your [bad word] can't do the dog.

Hey hey hey...Hully hully gully...
No pedigree from France will get you in the dance.
Lessin your [bad word] can do the dog. 

Hey can your [bad word] do the dog?
Can your [bad word] do the dog?
Can your [bad word] do the poodlecut, baby?
Can your [bad word] do the [bad word] on and wag that tail. Baby you can't fail.
If'n your [bad word] can't do the dog. [bad word] on and wag that tail baby you can't fail.
If'n your [bad word] can do the dog. Cha cha cha!