I'm like a white Michael Vick, psycho enough to stick
Michael J. Fox in a microwave with a Rott
I might make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil
And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high school
Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper
Liable to [bad word] on you while I snipe you
So dope he gets off opiates, what an appropriate
Way to start off his day; he may just smart off to Dre
He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to gauge
See, Hannibal ate his face and met Jason gnawed off his leg
Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp
Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his game
Holy water won't ward him off, [bad word] won't do the trick
He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his brain
He's still insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane
There's some crazy [bad word] going on in Shady's apartment again

Newsflash, I'm still trashed, them pills shoulda killed my [bad word] But they didn't, they just made me stronger
It's like they rebuilt my [bad word]  like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash
It's Aftermath, [bad word]  And my milk glass is still half-empty
Yeah, tempt me! [bad word] isn't enough
They need to invent somewhere new to send me
As sick as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a conventional oven
With a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating [bad word]  I done made a verse, said some foul [bad word] Tryna go back fix it, [bad word] around and just made it worse!
Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got these haters
Mad enough to rip off their hair and start punching the air!
Panties so in a bunch that they can't function
It's Shady and Royce, [bad word] yeah! What a dysfunctional pair!
So stop acting like a punk, get a pair
Take a pill and fall the [bad word] out, spill ya lunch in the chair

I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to slash Kim Kardash in the [bad word] With a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash
You may look like the passenger for that, don't be a smart [bad word] Yeah, laugh while sit there thinking that the hard part passed
You ain't seen pain 'til Leatherface flips, mane
I'll cut ya [bad word]  balls off, homie, my saw's off the chain
I chopped the [bad word] in half with it, sawed off her legs
And the top half of the torso [bad word]  crawled off and sang
I ain't seen [bad word] like that since I went to Mike Jack's
And took the Elephant Man's skull, [bad word] it, and put it right back
Handed my [bad word] to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my [bad word] Gave him a reacharound while I [bad word] him right in his buttcrack
Nah, I ain't taking it back, [bad word]  [bad word] that!
I give a [bad word] about nothing so here's where you [bad word] up at
Don't go touching that can, man, you don't wanna open up that!
Wait a min... ah, [bad word] .. Alchemist, cut that!