it's the season of giving he said 
he wants to get me in bed 
i wasn't feeling it but i let 
him go on to see where it went 

soon enough he was begging 
and i enjoyed the attention 
but not enough just to let him 
get his way so i fed him 

a couple pictures of me 
i was curious to see 
if i could get away with 
teasing him mercilessly 

and that was when he said 
he had only one request: 
could i maybe let him 
see my amazon wishlist 

he wants to see my amazon wishlist 
and shower me from afar with expensive gifts 
i get to stay inside my bedroom far away from him 
he's probably still inside his own and jacking off to this 

my amazon wishlist my amazon wishlist 
he wants to see my amazon wishlist 

videogames, 
anime on blu ray 
visa vanilla cards 
thats really all it takes 

to satisfy and win the heart of a geeky internet 
addicted [bad word] 
i guess it adds up to a lot 
when you're the one who pays 

i mean, im not asking 
but yes it would make me happy 
and yes i find you attractive 
you turn me on like a tv 

we can play under the christmas tree 
i'll unwrap the gifts and you can 
unwrap me 

he wants to see my amazon wishlist 
and shower me from far away with expensive gifts 
but i like him so i think i'm gonna let him hit 
so we can both have a merry and white christmas 

my amazon wishlist my amazon wishlist 
he wants to see my amazon wishlist