The first time I fell in love 
How could I forget? 
She used to sit at the front of the class 
And her name was Bernadette 
She never used to get it wrong 
real teacher's pet 
'A' in Science, 'A' in Maths 
I used to love her, my sweet Bernadette 

She used to sing in assembly 
And play the clarinet 
She didn't use to make mistakes 
And her name was Bernadette
She ran around the playing field 
And didn't use to sweat 
The captain of the hockey team 
I used to love her, my sweet Bernadette 

She didn't use to look at me
Our eyes never met 
She used to be too good for me 
And her name was Bernadette 
Last week I met her 
I found her on the Internet 
She's married with two kids now 
I used to love her, my sweet Bernadette