Gin is bitter and Rye is weak,
Bourbon is the devil but Brandy's sweet
and Brandy is my [bad word] love's name [bad word] is heavy and warms the feet,
Wine is mellow but Brandy's sweet
and Brandy is my [bad word] love's name

I once knew a woman, her name was Gin
She was intolerant, pale and thin
Oh,Brandy is my [bad word] love's name

Brandy's dark and beautiful, Brandy gives no pain
Brandy's rich and wonderful
Brandy is my [bad word] love's name

I once knew a woman, I called her Rye
She was a clinging vine, and had a bloodshot eye
Brandy is my [bad word] love's name

I once knew a woman, I called [bad word] She kicked up her heels and was full of fun
but Brandy is my [bad word] love's name

I once knew a woman, her name was Bourbon
She was wild and sassy, I found her too disturbin'
Brandy is my [bad word] love's name

Brandy's dark and beautiful, Brandy gives no pain
Brandy's rich and wonderful
Brandy is my [bad word] love's name

Gin is bitter and Rye is weak,
Bourbon is the devil but Brandy's sweet
and Brandy is my [bad word] love's name
Brandy is my [bad word] love's name
Brandy is my [bad word] love's name