you pretentious [bad word] losers
you've got nothing at all
you've got your fingers in your [bad word] and your hand on the call
and you talk such [bad word] [bad word] that it's hard to believe
that you almost make careers out of being naive

you, you are a [bad word] coz you sold my guitar
you, you are a [bad word]  seeking fortune in bars
you, you are a [bad word]  coz you say such stupid [bad word] I've got a better line in pocket lint
than what you've done with it

so if you are an [bad word] who pretends to be a friend
then get your [bad word] in music, you'll be set to the end, ending,
and now you've got the nerve to ask me about my temper?
why yes, I have [bad word] a [bad word] happy camper!

I hate your [bad word] faces and your trendy cut hair,
I hate the fact you think your job will go anywhere
because it's use is just the same as what I [bad word] into the bowl
just like the mess between your ears is like the mess in my hole

I hate your loser friends who [bad word] out when it's right
I hate that when it's down [bad word] instead of fight
I'm set to think you lot in life to test the stronger ones
will just require some chicken [bad word] and also sneakers for [bad word] 

I dig it away, the [bad word] you puked instead of swallowed,
in an attempt to try and find the [bad word] instead of the load,
so when you move and stand aside my mood will hamper,
and yes, I will [bad word] a [bad word] happy camper!

stuck in endless winter with your press to keep you sane
wait for useless numbers to grow useful once again
where the heat [bad word] again, your flaw grows sick,
your flaw will send, the [bad word] you call your business
to the place that is your end

stuck in the winter, cold and wet,
your stupid friends [bad word] and went
and you've left behind your idiot job,
and it's far from a prize, you [bad word] dink

...your'e a [bad word] dink... yeah!
...how's this for punk? dink!!!

...suck my [bad word]  you pathetic excuse for a human being...
you're a neurotic, homophobic, racist dork... you've also got a lot
of balls to [bad word] with someone else's life, you [bad word] pseudo ghetto
"boy in the hood" middle class white spoiled rotten bored "gangsta"
wanna-be hunk of regenerated red neck [bad word]  thank christ you don't
have to rely on that staggering intellect or dynamic personality to
intimidate others, [bad word] for brains. shut the [bad word] up, and get out of
your parent's house and get a real job, you putz, and for god's sake,
quit being such a [bad word] sheep!!! now grow the [bad word] up!!!... dink.
I let it get me down because you're in it for the glory
and I'd rather leave with reason than go dying for a story
and this whole l.a. rock thing

that the malls are buying up
it doesn't work, it doesn't work,
it's so inbred I might throw up...
and now I'm put into the middle
with the contracts and the bunk, and I always end up

hearing "hey, man, punk... let's have more punk!"
so here I am to do a favour, save some hassle kiss and tell,
that either way my music's [bad word] and it ain't ever going to sell

so if you've got the gall to take this [bad word] blown up your [bad word] and youv'e got the cash and balls to pump the same [bad word] out in mass
then [bad word]  I'll stand aside and with your plans I'll never tamper
I'll sit and write you songs and be a [bad word] happy camper.

yeah, send me out a contract and in clauses you will lurk
the smaller points so I can give it all and save you work
you say an album's not an album without issues left to hamper...
well then, [bad word] 
...I guess I am a [bad word] ...happy
.. [bad word] ...camper.