Good Morning God 
(by Niall Quinn)

There was a smell of eggs and bacon
Got no toaster unless you think you could make one
By the way I forgot to tell you
Those eggs you're eatin' have salmonella

I said "Good morning God", "Good morning God"
"Good morning God" that's what I say
I said "Good morning God", "Good morning God"
"Good morning God" that's what I say

Two frozen feet cast off their sheets
And stood upon the frozen ground
Went looking for something to eat
Eight-fifteen and there isn't a sound

I said "Good morning God", "Good morning God"
"Good morning God" that's what I say
I said "Good morning God", "Good morning God"
"Good morning God" that's what I say

In this town, in this town it's so hard to get around
In this town, in this town it's so hard to get around
It's so hard to get around, hard to get around, hard to get around