I look like I took way too much Xanax
I have pubic hair on my head
I'm so boring
But I act like this on purpose
So rebellious teens
Can relate to me
And even though this song
Is a huge hit and had great potential
I made a vid that is painfully dull
I don't care
You can't tell but I just shat my jeans
And now I'm gonna list
Stuff that I think all rich black people love
Gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club
Aw [bad word] no!
You might as well say fried chicken also!
Yes my lyrics seem racist racist
But I don't give a [bad word] Hip hop culture totally sucks
Guys stop beating each other up
But this vid is so awful awful
And we live in poverty 
Please just kill me!
No me!
Calm down guys watch some TV
Seriously? We don't have [bad word] cable!
All of my animals are dead
(Couldn't take it. You were too scary)
They killed themselves because I am a zombie
And everyone who says I'm racist
I swear that I'm not
I just live with skinheads
And now I'm gonna say
More random luxurious stuff I [bad word] water, [bad word] hygiene, and first aid
I don't care
I'm not getting tetanus in my dreams
Even though this song
Hit number one and I have tons of cash
(food stamps no longer available)
I would rather pretend I need food stamps
You fake [bad word] Now how the [bad word] am I supposed to eat?
All rich people can suck it suck it
I am such a hypocrite
Even though now I am loaded
I'm gonna act impoverished
Play this [bad word] on repeat repeat
If you want to hate me 
And maybe you'll see you'll see
How terrible I can be