I saw this colonel hundred,
He was sitting on the flag,
He spammed Q until I,
Gave him a medbag.

It was love at first scope,
Mesmerised by his y man pose,
I chased him down the alleyway,
But I'm not brave enough to say...

Boy could you drop some ammo?
Do you like my y camo?
You could be my one and only,
It's a battlefield love story.

You take sprint and I'll take cover,
Let's meet up in banana,
Spawn on me there is no other,
You're my battlefield lover.

Let's squad up and stay together,
I will watch your six forever,
If you die you'll be all right.
You're good to go, get back to the fight.

Those humble bundle noobs go crazy,
When we kill them with the dart,
You'll get MVP then maybe,
Next round I'll unlock your heart.

Boy could you drop some ammo,
Do you like my y camo?
You could be my one and only,
It's a battlefield love story.

You take sprint and I'll take cover,
Let's meet up in banana,
Spawn on me there is no other,
You're my battlefield lover. [bad word] with me,
Let's break out of this base,
The enemies will give chase,
But I loved the look on your face...

When you kissed me,
By the glow of the tac-light,
Reviving you feels so right,
Topping servers all night...

So if [bad word] online tomorrow
Meet me in the shops in Metro
We can get our screenshot taken,
Even buy a tasty cake and...

Then we'll climb the crane in Sharqi,
Have a wild ride in your humvee,
Walk with me along the river,
It's cold up here but please don't shiver.

Take me by the hand,
And let's go back to Karkand,
We didn't die for nothing,
We can't lose this, We [bad word] 

Boy could you drop some ammo,
Do you like my y camo?
You could be my one and only,
It's a battlefield love story.

You take sprint and I'll take cover,
Let's meet up in banana,
Spawn on me there is no other,
You're my battlefield lover.

And then you disconnected...
You're not even on my friends list,
But I know one thing for sure,
We'll meet again in Battlefield 4.