Lyrics

If you're ever down in Texas look me up
Look us up!
If you're ever down in Texas look me up
Drop around!
Where the men are men and love it,
And the girls are sure glad of it,
If you're ever down in Texas look me up

Everybody's gonna holler, Howdy doody!
Howdy doody!
Everybody there's gonna ask, how are you?
How ya all?
We raise corn for hot samalies,
And grow dollies for the trollies,
If you're ever down in Texas look me up

Ask anyone there [bad word] 
Everyone there knows me,
They'll tell you where I'm ridin' for,
If A, B, C, or 
If you're ever down in Texas look me [bad word] on down!
We've got everything in Texas lookin' up
Lookin' fine!
Every cowboy is a dandy,
Though his legs are bowed and bandy,
If you're ever down in Texas look me up
My little partner Dusty,
Always rides the range with me,
His smile is as homey,
As a Texas melodee

If you're ever down in Texas look me up
Hiya All!
We've got everything in Texas lookin' up
Oh ya!
Bronco Bustin' takes some practice,
Or you'll end up on a cactus,
If you're ever down in Texas look me up