“This feeling is…”
“Thanks to a certain overwhelming force, my peaceful and quiet life was turned upside down!”

Should I tell her to stop?
Probably just a waste of effort.
She doesn’t bother waiting for a response. [bad word] around so much!
“You’ll trip and fall.”

Forget all that, I’m so sleepy…
Just leave me alone.
“Don’t fall asleep! We’re not even halfway done!”
Treat your joints with care.
They’ll be called into action soon enough!
“Okay! Hurry up!”

Ah? Why is the danger meter always filled to the brim?
“About to burst!”
Ah? Before I [bad word] away, the [bad word] 
Get going already!

Don’t wreck my life. I just want to lounge around.
“That’s right!”
Who needs goals? Not like it really matters.
What are you talking about!?
Normal is great! Praise yourself for figuring that out.
“Good job.”
Whenever you get dragged into something, give up at once.
“That’s what I thought.”

Once you go through many ordeals…
…you change how you live.
“Whether you like it or not.”
There’s an eerie silence…
…in the eye of a typhoon.
“What they call the calm before a storm or whatever.”

Hah? kitakore! Recycled plot. Do not want.
“Stop getting influenced by evil websites!”
Hah? I should at least be allowed to [bad word] on, let’s get started!
“Ready, go!”

Don’t start anything now! We don’t need anything bizarre!
“Not needed!”
Just ignore adventures. Right, right? Just ignore them.
I believe in you!
Those days of ordinary life are now so sorely missed.
“Oh so very.”
Will I ever be able to go back? Guess I’ll just give up.
“This is hopeless.”

“I can’t hold back anymore.”
“Sorry, but I have to say it!”
“Jaw-dropping, mind-boggling incidents don’t just grow on trees, you know!?”
“The sky is blue! So blue that I can’t find a bird that looks happy!”
“Face reality!”
“They’re miracles because they don’t happen!”
“Listen to the [bad word] out of my mouth!

Ah? Why is the danger meter always filled to the brim?
Ah? Before I [bad word] away, the nightmare… the [bad word] c
Stop your mumbling!

Don’t wreck my life. I just want to lounge around.
“That’s right!”
Who needs goals? Not like it really matters.
It does, Kyon!
“Be quiet!”
Normal is great! Praise yourself for figuring that out.
“Way to go!”
Whenever you get dragged into something, give up at once.
“G-Good luck!”
Will I ever be able to go back?
“Sure, sure, sure, sure.”
Guess I’ll just give up.
“Make up your mind!”
 [bad word] on! Please say something, Asahina-san!”
“And Nagato! Don’t just stand there playing guitar! Say something!”

“Koizumi. Enough of you. Shut your mouth.”

“Kinda long.”