Ugly and beautiful

The Nurse:
Ha, ha, ha! I hear you laugh!
Ha, ha, ha! Such a childish laugh
You don't understand what it means to love
You should not make fun of the heart
Ha, ha, ha! You are so [bad word] I've met imbeciles who are more mature
You live half a life, you walk in the shade
If the game of love isn't ever played
You should heed my words

Benvolio:
Ha, ha, ha! Well, that is rich
What can we hope to learn from this worn-out witch?
Handsome Romeo is just having fun
They'll be this one, and then another one
Love is for the birds

All:
Ugly or beautiful
Life is all twists and turns
No map to show us where to go
Where will life lead us
Who's to know?
Ugly or beautiful
We're all afraid of love
We guard against it with our lives
But we thank God we're here to rise

The Nurse:
Ha, ha, ha! What can I do?
'Ha ha ha' is all I get from you
You are all so vain
Love is just a joke
One day all your dreams will go up in smoke
Laughter turns to screams

Mercutio:
Ha ha ha! Love is just a phase
With the young it can last for days
Lovers' tears aren't real, and their pain's not deep
It's a time to laugh, not a time to weep
They dream harmless dreams

All:
Ugly or beautiful
Life is all twists and turns
No map to show us where to go
Where will life lead us
Who's to know?
Ugly or beautiful
We're all afraid of love
We guard against it with our lives
But we thank God we're here to rise

Benvolio:
Ugly or beautiful
We're all afraid, afraid of love

Mercutio:
Love is only for the birds

All:
Ugly or beautiful
Life is all twists and turns
No map to show us where to go
Where will life lead us
Who's to know?
Ugly or beautiful
We're all afraid of love
We guard against it with our lives
But we thank God we're here to rise