"Hello, Stonehange! 
Who takes the Pandorica, takes the universe. But bad news, everyone...Cos guess who?! Ha! 
Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute? Because I AM TALKING! 
The question of the hour is, who's got the Pandorica?
Answer:
I do. 
Next question:  [bad word] to take it from me? [bad word] on! 
Look at me, no plan, no back-up, no weapons worth a [bad word]  Oh, and something else, I don't have, anything...to... lose! So if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship, with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you. And then, AND THEN, do the smart thing. 
Let somebody else try first."

© The Doctor