Kung Fu do what you do tome 
I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy 
Full on, I moved to Hong Kong 
With [bad word] Lee's brother and Johnny Wong 

I think it'sstrange 
He's friends with Fu Manchu 
And he thinks he knows you 
Uh uh uh uh uh oh 
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan  [bad word] on Jackie Chan 
Uh uh uh uh uh oh 

Last night Jackie Chan came around 
I played pool with him and we hung out 
Mr. Miagi and the X-men 
Called in for a while aswell 

I think it'sstrange 
He's friends with Fu Manchu 
And he thinks he knows you 
Uh uh uh uh uh oh 
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan  [bad word] on Jackie Chan 
Uh uh uh uh uh oh 

Gary Glitter! Scooby Doo! Rock Mc Murray! 
And last but not leastLadies and gentleman 
I give you...JOHNNY WONG! 

Kung Fu do what you do to me 
I can't live without my Kung Fu movies 
'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road' 
My life [bad word] when the Green Dragon closed 

Oh I think it's strange 
He's friends with Fu Manchu 
And he thinks he knows you 
Uh uh uh uh uh oh 
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan  [bad word] on Jackie Chan 
Uh uh uh uh uh oh 

I think it's strange 
He's friends with Fu Manchu 
And he's in love with you 
Uh uh uh uh uh oh 
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan  [bad word] on Jackie Chan 
Uh uh uh uh uh oh