So-re-wa (x3) chigau yo
So-re-wa (x2) chi-ga-u yo

Machiganai yo (x3) Nani ka itta?
Wakuwaku [bad word] na (x3) Daijoubu?
Akogarechau ne (x3) Yasogai da you
Boku wa (x4) kouun nanda yo

Demo...

Boku nanka (x3) sugoi yo
Boku nanka (x3) subarashii yo!
Dakedo masaka Togami-kun ga anshi-skope made motteta to wa ne
AHAHA AHAHA Togami-kun fine play dane! Ite!

Chou koukou kyuu no minna ga shi to iu zetsubou ni tachi mukau!
Ah, nanta subarashikute, nante utsukushii
Dakara, saigo ni kibou ga katsu! 
Boku wa sou kakushin [bad word] #33;
Sonna kowai koe dasanai de yo
Shinkokyuu sinkokyuu

Ketsuron kara iu to 
Dai-se-kai
Sou, subete boku no shiwaza dattanda
Sou-dayo-ne?
Un, 
Mochiron da yo 
Anna kitanai ji wo kaku no nante
Boku igai ni inai deshyou
Sengen [bad word] yo!

Boku wa kettei teki ni
Saitei de
Saiaki de
Oroka de
Retsuaku de
Nanimo yattemo dame na ningen nanda

Yabai! Kodomo no koro ni kinjou no doubutsu [bad word] type da!

Gaiken wo homerareta no wa hajinete dana
Hahaoya ni sura homerareta koto ga nakatta kara sa~
Kitto, kokoro no dokokade [bad word] hito wo [bad word] kamo
Toka, sonna riyuu demo areba, doujyou [bad word] kuretan darou ne?

HH KAA AHAHA KAA AHAHA KAA AHAHA
Saa Hinata-kun boku to shoubu [bad word] yo nee?
HAHAHAHAHA, KAA AHAHA KAA AHAHA KAA AHAHA KAA AHAHA
Jitsu wa sa~
HH KAA AHAHA
Zetsubou-teki da ne
Un
Zetsubou-teki da