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Look I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings 
But I'm only going to get this one chance 
Something's wrong I can feel it 
Just a feeling I've got like something's about to happen 
But I don't know what 
If that means what I think it means we're in trouble 
Big trouble and if he is as bananas as you say 
I'm not taking any chances 
You were just what the doctor ordered 

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god 
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod 
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox? 
They said I rap like a robot so call me Rapbot 

But for me to rap like [bad word] must be in my genes 
I got a laptop in my back pocket 
My pen will go off when I half [bad word] it 
Got a fat knot from that rap profit 
Made a living and a killing off it 
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office 
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his [bad word] 
I'm an MC still as honest 
But [bad word] and indecent as all [bad word] 
Syllables killaholic …. 
You don't really wanna get into a [bad word] match 
With this rappidy rap packing a Mac 
In the back of the Ac… 
And at the exact same time 
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that 
I'll still be able to break a [bad word]  table 
Over the back of a couple of [bad word] and crack it in half 
Only realized it was ironic 
I was signed to aftermath after the fact 
How could I not blow? 
All I do is drop bombs 
Feel my wrath of attack 
Rappers are having a rough time 
Period here's a maxi pad 
It's actually disastrously bad for the whack 
While I'm masterfully [bad word] this masterpiece as 

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god 
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod 
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox? 
They said I rap like a robot so call me Rapbot 

Everybody want the key 
And the secret to rap immortality like I have got 
Well to be [bad word] the blueprints 
Simply rage and youthful excuberance 
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance 
Hit the earth like an asteroid 
Did nothing but chew other moons since 
MCs get taken to school with this music 
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme 
Now I lead a new school full of students 
Me? I'm a product of Rakim Lakim Shabazz 2Pac 
NWA Cube Doc Ren Yella Eazy 
Thank you they got Slim 
Inspired enough to one day grow up 
Blow up and be in a position 
To [bad word] DMC and induct them 
Into the [bad word] rocking 
Roll hall of fame even though I walk 
In the church and burst in a ball of flames 
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in 
Is the alcohol of fame on the wall of shame 
You [bad word] think it's all a game 
Till I walk a flock of flames 
Off of planking tell me what in the [bad word] are you thinking? 
Little [bad word] looking boy 
So [bad word] I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy 
You witnessing a massacre 
Like you watching a church gathering 
Take place looking boy 
Oy Vey that boy's [bad word] 
That's all they say looking boy 
You get a thumbs up pat on the back 
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy 
Hey looking boy what you say looking boy? 
I got a [bad word] yeah from Dre looking boy 
Imma work for everything I have 
Never ask nobody for [bad word] get outta my face looking boy 
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable 
To keep up with the same pace looking boy 

I'm beginning to feel like a rap God rap God 
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod 
The way I'm racing around the track call me Nascar Nascar 
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park the white trash God 
Kneel before General Zod this planet Krypton 
No Asgard Asgard 

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin 
You rodent I'm omnipotent 
Let off then I'm re