She was a catch,
We were a match
I was the match that would fire up her snatch
There was a catch
I was no match
I was fired from her [bad word] 
Now I sit around and watch
The mermaids sun themselves out on the rocks
They are beyond our touch
I watch and watch
Wave at me
They wave at me
They wave and slip
Back into the sea

All the ones [bad word] 
All the ones who go
Down to the water
All the ones [bad word] 
All the ones who go
Down to the sea

I believe in God
I believe in mermaids too
I believe in 72 virgins on a chain (why not, why not)
I believe in the rapture
For I've seen your face
On the floor of the ocean
At the bottom of the ray

I do drive a relentless course
I do husband alertness course
I do mermaid alertness course
Watch them out on the rocks
Wave at me
Wave at me
They wave and slip
Back into the sea

All the ones [bad word] 
All the ones who go
Down to the water
All the ones [bad word] 
And all the ones who go
Down to the sea

For all the ones [bad word] 
And all the ones who go
Down to the water
All the ones [bad word] 
And all the ones who go
Down to the sea