Once upon a time, a Charr did say to me,
"I know a place up high where this jumping puzzle be..."
He said it would be fun, he said it would be fun, he said it would be fun.
We headed to the place, a smile upon my face,
Whatever was [bad word]  I was to embrace,
We took a step in, took a step in, took a step in.

We all looked in awe, with our feet firm on the floor,
And I realized this is gonna be war.

'Cause I knew this was trouble when I jumped in,
My space bar skills are bad,
Wind blows and shows no mercy when,
I'm chilled and mad, oh
I knew this was trouble when I jumped in,
My palms are getting hot,
I stall, I fall and I start again,
So close to smashing ALT + F4
Jumping puzzle, puzzle, puzzle
Jumping puzzle, puzzle, puzzle

Forgetting to attune, made me wanna die,
And as I start again, I ask myself why,
I'm doing this, I'm doing this, I'm doing this.
I put my speed boost on and miscalculate the jump,
This jumping puzzle has lost it's element of fun,
I'm falling, falling, falling.

My friends made it, now they're waiting,
And I realize the joke is on me, yeah!

'Cause I knew this was trouble when I jumped in,
My space bar skills are bad,
Wind blows and shows no mercy when,
I'm chilled and mad, oh
I knew this was trouble when I jumped in,
My palms are getting hot,
I stall, I fall and I start again, ohhh
So close to smashing ALT + F4
Jumping puzzle, puzzle, puzzle
Jumping puzzle, puzzle, puzzle

And the biggest [bad word] creeping in,
When I fail this roll, I was nearly there, I was at the end, no!

'Cause I knew this was trouble when I jumped in,
My space bar skills are bad,
Wind blows and shows no mercy when,
I'm chilled and mad, oh
I knew this was trouble when I jumped in,
My palms are getting hot,
I stall, I fall and I start again,
So close to smashing ALT + F4
Jumping puzzle, puzzle, puzzle
Jumping puzzle, puzzle, puzzle

'Cause I knew this was trouble when I jumped in,
Puzzle, puzzle, puzzle
'Cause I knew this was trouble when I jumped in,
Puzzle, puzzle puzzle