I've had enough of this evil day,
Cause you don't listen to a word I say,
You just tell me that I'm gonna feel better,
When my head gets buried in your sweater

I saved the butt from your cigar,
I smoked it with the Queen of Myanmar,
Ramadan riot and the screams awoke us,
You and your sister put my [bad word] in focus

Monkey hangers got [bad word] to give,
But even monkey hangers have a place to live now,
little town on the seaside

I got the why and the whatnot friend,
But you forgot to let me know when,
Unnatural beauty wins again

My heart races, when you open the door,
And you remind me, what a lock is for,
Take all the credit, where credit is due,
I take all the credit, give none to you

You said one, two, ready,  let's go!
We're gonna go drinking where the amoral [bad word] go 
Big red, she's a big, big bird,
Finding life here would be most absurd

Monkey hangers are kids to me,
But even monkey hangers have a place to be,
little town in Teesside

You're making noise, like a hungry cat,
Without a clue, where [bad word] is at,
Unnatural beauty does that

Monkey town
Monkey town
Monkey town
Should have let that monkey drown

Monkey town
Monkey town
Should have let that monkey drown

Monkey town
Monkey town
Should have let that monkey drown

Monkey town
Should have let that monkey drown