[bad word]  the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose (a shiny nose)
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows (it glows)

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names (they call him names)
They never let [bad word] Join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to [bad word]  with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide
My sleigh tonight?

Then how the reindeers loved him,
And they shouted out with glee (they shout with [bad word]  the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll go down in history.

Then how the reindeers loved him,
They really, really loved him.
They used to [bad word]  we love you!! [bad word] would say:

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
He said, Santa,
No he didn't,
He [bad word]  ha, ha, ha,
Won't (won't) you guide (guide)
My sleigh tonight?

Well, then how the reindeer loved him, (they really, really loved him)
And they shouted out with glee (they shout with [bad word]  the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll go down in history. [bad word]  the red-nosed [bad word]  the red-nosed [bad word]  the red-nosed reindeer,
Ringo, the red-nosed reindeer, (Ringo)
You'll go down in history.