Rasputin
Распутин
There lived a certain man [bad word] long ago 
He was big and strong, 
In his eyes a flaming glow 
Most people looked at him 
With terror and with fear 
But to Moscow chicks 
He was such a lovely dear 

He could preach the bible like a preacher 
Full of ecstasy and fire 
But he also was the kind of teacher 
Women would desire 

RA RA RASPUTIN 
Lover of [bad word] queen 
There was a cat that really was gone 
RA RA RASPUTIN [bad word] s greatest love machine 
It was a shame how he carried on 
 [bad word] the Russian land 
And never mind the tsar 
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar 
In all affairs of state he was the man to please 
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze 

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer 
Though she'd heard the things he'd done 
She believed he was a holy healer 
Who would heal her son 

RA RA RASPUTIN 
Lover of [bad word] queen 
There was a cat that really was gone 
RA RA RASPUTIN [bad word] s greatest love machine 
It was a shame how he carried on 

But when he’s drinking and lusting 
And hungers for power became known 
To more and more people 
Their demands to do something 
About this outrageous man 
Grew louder and louder 

"This man's just got to go!" 
Declared his enemies 
But the ladies begged 
"Don't you try to do it, please" 
No doubt this Rasputin 
Had lots of hidden charms 
Though he was a [bad word] 
They just fell into his arms 

Then one night 
Some men of higher standing 
Set a trap, they're not to blame  [bad word] to visit us" they kept demanding 
And he really came 

RA RA RASPUTIN 
Lover of [bad word] queen 
They put some poison into his wine 
RA RA RASPUTIN [bad word] s greatest love machine 
He drank it all and he said "I will be fine" 

RA RA RASPUTIN 
Lover of [bad word] queen 
They didn't quit, 
They wanted his head 
RA RA RASPUTIN [bad word] s greatest love machine 
And so they shot him till he was dead 

Oh [bad word]