[Danny Sexbang] Hey kids, would you like to hear a fun story about Sonic and Tails?
[Kids] Eat a [bad word] 
[Danny] Great! Here we go!

[Danny Sexbang]

Sonic the Hedgehog, hero to all
When the world needed saving, he would answer the call
His little friend Tails a part of the team
But he was [bad word] and small, and had low self esteem
So when they gathered all the Chaos Emeralds
Tails hid them all under his genitals
He pawned them all in spending spree
For his crippling addiction to PCP [bad word] on" Sonic said, "Let's go collect rings [bad word] through the meadow and jump on springs
We'll laugh and we'll play all day and all night
Why, your eyes are red, Tails, are you feeling alright"

[Egoraptor]

Yo, [bad word] your rings, Sonic, it's time to get real
I wanna kill a [bad word] just to see how it feels
If you dare [bad word] at me, you [bad word] at me strong
I'll break your sorry [bad word] legs if you look at me wrong
I'm Tails the fox, you little [bad word]  and I'm on the attack
My endocrine system is [bad word] riddled with crack
Now I've got hallucinations that are out of control
And I can taste colors, and I'm gonna skull [bad word] your soul

[Danny Sexbang]

Hey Tails, we've got fun times in store
What's the first thing you'd like to do today (WHORES!)
Ha, you're funny, we'll have a great time
There are lakes to swim in and mountains to (WHORES!)
So, Sonic and Blaze played a game of lacrosse
While Tails slammed a bunch of [bad word] like a boss
He was about to bust nuts all up in a ho
When Robotnik showed up (Aw [bad word] no)
Tails knew he must defend the whole city
So he stopped doing blow on the hooker's stank [bad word] Sonic said "Robotnik you gosh darn clown
I'm gonna jump on you until you fall down"

[Egoraptor]

Hey stand the [bad word] back, I've got a better solution
It's time for old school, street justice death execution
Robo [bad word]  here's some [bad word] caps for your head
Blaow blaow, now that egg-shaped [bad word] s dead
I'm Tails the fox, do I have to [bad word] say it again
I am exploding with evil that you [bad word] I [bad word] a murder, but there is no time to rest
Let's get our friends over, have a giant forest [bad word] fest

[Danny Sexbang]

Sonic was too traumatized to reply
It was the first time he'd ever seen another man die
But it wasn't the last
Tails made sure of that
When he broke Big's spine and wore his [bad word] as a hat
Tails the fox, his mind is blown
And he'll kick you right in your special zone
I think I'm gonna call the cops on him
But he will never know about it

Oh [bad word]  (gunshots)