[Egoraptor]

There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space
And she could [bad word] your stupid [bad word] with your face
Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy Metroids
When she wasn't totally [bad word] she was extremely annoyed
She stood up to every challenge no matter however demanding
And her courage was amazing and her boobies were outstanding (What?!)
Uh, nothing, I was just saying that you're brave
Um, okay, hey, look over there, it's Kraid

[Danny Sexbang]

I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
You're gonna die, [bad word]  I take up five screens
I'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy
Then you'll be digested and converted to [bad word] 
I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes
And your beautiful hair and your well toned thighs
And your pillowy lips-and wait, you're not a guy? (Is that a problem, you [bad word] )
Uh, no, prepare to die

[Egoraptor]

Kraid was hesitating but Samus was set to fight
She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super tight
Then Kraid said
[Danny] "No wait I think there has been a gigantic mistake
I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked"
When Samus said

[Emily Valentine]

"What [bad word] me off most in this world
Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl"
So do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies
And shove them so far up your [bad word] that they end up behind your eyes
Stop treating me like I'm a  object
Mother Brain's a woman but she get's respect

[Ego] Yeah, Kraid, you never talk to me that way
[Danny] Oh gosh, I wonder if it's because you're a huge, disgusting brain

[Emily] Get the [bad word] off my planet, this is your last chance
[Danny] Im gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants
[Emily] That's it, you're all [bad word] dead
[Danny] What, this room feels stuffy
By the way, do you like puppies
Here's a basket of puppies

(Explosion)
[Emily] Whoops, killed the puppies