他近水樓臺 就近取材 手到擒來
ta jing shui lou tai jiu jing qu cai shou dao qing lai
He's close to her and gets the materials nearby and gets what he wants

我在他面前卻像隔著 山脈
wo zai ta mian qian que xiang ge zhe shan mai
I'm in front of her, but it feels like there's a mountain range between us

山伯和英台 一封留言 排山倒海
Shan Bo he Ying Tai yi feng liu yan pai shan dao hai
Shan Bo and Ying Tai leave a message and [bad word] all challenges

愛她的紙片 把我說成 呆
ai ta de zhi pian ba wo shuo cheng dai
the piece of paper that says I love her makes me sound stupid

過了幾千年 愛情的寶典 祖先沒傳下來
guo le ji qian nian ai qing de bao dian zu xian mei chuan xia lai
After thousands of years, our ancestors haven't passed down the secrets to (succeeding in) love

達爾文的臉 黑丫丫一片 進化論解不開
da er wen de lian hei ya ya yi pian jing hua lun jia bu kai
Darwin's face is all black The evolution discussion can't be solved

討厭現在 多情容易被出賣
tao yan xian zai duo qing rong yi bei chu mai
I hate the present The one that loves is easily betrayed

討厭古代 緣份只靠等待
tao yan gu dai yuan fen zhi kao deng dai
I hate the past fate (for you meeting your signifiant other) only depends on waiting

討厭未來 那承諾太容易腐敗
tao yan wei lai na cheng nuo tai rong yi fu bai
I hate the future where that promise goes bad too easily

快轉倒帶 結果總是一樣壞
kuai zhuan dao dai jie guo zong shi yi yang huai
Quickly rewind, the results are always just as bad

馬車的輪胎 翻山越嶺 都要表白
ma che de lun tai fan shan yue ling do yao biao bai
The wheels of the horse carriage travels long distances just to express one's love (for another person)

跑車跑的快 只為早點 Bye
pao che pao de kuai zhi wei zao dian Bye
Racecars go fast just to say Bye earlier

討厭現在 多情容易被出賣
tao yan xian zai duo qing rong yi bei chu mai
I hate the present The one that loves is easily betrayed

討厭古代 緣份只靠等待
tao yan gu dai yuan fen zhi kao deng dai
I hate the past fate (for you meeting your signifiant other) only depends on waiting

討厭未來 那承諾太容易腐敗
tao yan wei lai na cheng nuo tai rong yi fu bai
I hate the future where that promise goes bad too easily

快轉倒帶 結果總是一樣壞 
kuai zhuan dao dai jie guo zong shi yi yang huai
Quickly rewind, the results are always just as bad

活了幾千年 愛情的臉 跟隨著進化在改變
huo le ji qian nian ai qing de lian gen sui zhe jing hua zaigai bian
After living for thousands of years, love's face is changing along with evolution

悄悄的出現 疫苗看不見 誰拿感情來當૴