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There once was a boy named Harry Who was destined to be a star His parents were killed by Voldemort Who gave him a lightning scar Yo harry, you're a wizard (Philosopher's Stone) Harry goes to Hogwarts and meets Ron and Hermione Mcgonagall requires he play for gryffindor Draco is a daddy's boy Quirrell [bad word] un-employed The Sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore (Chamber of secrets) Ron breaks his wand now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger Tom Riddle hides his snake inside a ginormous secret chamber (Prisoner Of Azkaban) Harry blows up aunt marge the [bad word] and take charge Lupin's a wolf the rats a man and now the prisoner is at large They use time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban who just so happens to be Harry's godfather I don't really get it either.... (Goblet Of Fire) Harry gets put in the tri-wizard tournament with dragons and mermaids ...oh no Edward Cullen get's slayed he's back (Order of the phoenix) Harry, Harry it's getting scary Voldemort's back and your a revolutionary, Harry Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him He is forced to leave the school Umbridge arrives Draco's a tool kids break into the ministry sirius black is dead as can be (Half-blood prince) Split your soul seven parts of a whole there [bad word] It's Dumbledore's end (Deathly Hallows) there once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death but in one final duel between good and bad he may take his final breath...