Three little ducks
Go out one day,
Three little ducks
Go out one day,
Mummy duck says
'Quack, quack, quack.'
But only two little [bad word] back!

Two little ducks
Go out one day,
Two little ducks
Go out one day,
Mummy duck says
'Quack, quack, quack.'
But only one little [bad word] back!

One little duck
Goes out one day,
One little duck
Goes out one day,
Mummy duck says
'Quack, quack, quack.'
But none of three little [bad word] back!

Sad mother duck
Goes out one day,
Sad mother duck
Goes out one day,
Mummy duck says
'Quack, quack, quack.'
And all three little [bad word] back!