Brain, what do you want to do today?
The same thing we do every day, Pinky...
Endure Elmyra, then try to take over the world!
The situation's changed                                       For Pinky and the Brain
No laboratory
Alone in the rain.
And someone's looking 'round
For where they might be found
 It's stinky
The Pinki and the
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain.

Their pressure magnified
With every lab they tried
They had to flee constantly
Needing a place to hide.

Trapped inside a store
girl ran in the door
She bought a discount turtle
But ended up with more.

Furry things are nice
 I love my talking mice
I take them to school
And make them eat rice.
I spray them with perfume
In my own bedroom
They're crinkly
And often in great pain, pain, pain, pain,
 Pain, pain, pain, pain,
Brain.

So Pinky and the Brain
Share a new domain
 It's what the network wants
Why bother [bad word] 
The Earth remains a goal
Some things they can't control
They're Pinky
 Elmyra and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
(vo) I deeply resent this.
 Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
 (vo) Troz! (laugh)
 Mousies!
(splash!)