Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after

Up Jack got and home did trot
As fast as he could caper
Went to bed, to mend his head
With vinegar and brown paper

Jill came in, and she did grin
To see his paper plaster
Mother vexed did whip her next
For causing Jack's disaster