On a tropical island,
Underneath a molten lava moon.
Hangin' with the hula dancers,
Askin' questions cause' they got all the answers.

Puttin' on lotion! Sittin' by the [bad word]  it on my [bad word]  it on my body! 

Get me out of this caa-a-ve,
'cause it's nothing but a gladiator graa-a-ve.
And if I stick to the plaa-a-n,
I think I'll turn into a lava maa-a-n.
I think I'll turn into a lava man!