Who let the cat out of the bag 
Who told the world that I was older 
Who laughed at all I had 
Who said the race was over 

I am a small and gentle man who 
Carries the world upon his shoulders 
Kindly lend a helping hand  [bad word] over 

And hold on to me, hold on to me, hold on to me, 
Hold ooonn 

My behaviour is hard to understand 
When I'm like a phone with no connection 
But I'm still doing all I can 
To try to get me some redemption 
I'm kneedeep in sinking sand 

Crying out for your attention 
Kindly lend a helping hand 
For once defy convention 

And hold on to me, hold on to me, hold on to me, 
Hold ooonn 
And hold on to me, hold on to me, hold on to me, 
Hold ooonn