There's great danger
For the loneliest ranger in town
No silver bullets
Tonto's split the scene

Next week will solve your problems
But now, fish fingers all in a line
The milk bottles stand empty
Stay glued to your TV set

There's great danger
At hand most caped [bad word] of all
No cloak of justice
Robin's [bad word] 

Next week will solve your problems
But now, fish fingers all in a line
The milk bottles stand empty
Stay glued to your TV set

Stay glued to your TV set
Stay glued to your TV set
Stay glued to your TV set
Stay glued to your TV set

Stay glued to your TV set
Oh, why, don't ya, don't ya, don't ya?
Stay glued to your TV set
Stay glued to your TV set
Oh, why, don't ya, don't ya, don't ya?