[VERSE 1]
Little old man
Squeaking in a wheel chair
Little old man
Your camera lets you know it's there
Little old man
Friend who always shouts and shrieks
Little old man
Cabins don't protect from freaks

 [bad word] 
Stay in the closet when the girl's around
Sneaking through [bad word] where you can't be found
The writing on the wall means the man is near
Oh, laugh it up!

[VERSE 2]
Little old man
It's no harder to see at night
Little old man
Don't ever let it out of sight
Little old man
The dead will face the wrath of kings
Little old man
The darkness hides a lot of things

 [bad word] 

 [bad word] 

 [bad word]  x2