I don't want to introduce you to my friends
 'Cause I think they'll get the wrong idea

You're so fetching in that dress
 They'll think that we have messed around
 And though I'll tell them otherwise
 I was gone all night with you

What most people do
 Will [bad word] through their heads
 They don't need to see
 That I met a pretty girl last night

I'm nineteen
 And I've kissed two girls, that's all
 You're sixteen
 And your one is that against the law?

I never thought that it [bad word] to this
 My reputation will be missed by all the dads
 That introduce me to their girls
 Saying I have got a great idea

You're so different from most guys
 Now that's just a wishful lie
 Because I am not different anymore

revolving door you came through
 And though you're first even if your last
 Won't change that I'm not me
 'Cause I met a pretty girl last night

I guess, I have to introduce you to my friends
 But I know they'll get the wrong idea