Buy low, sell high
centipede between the eyes
Looking hungry at the flock
Spill the blood, improve the stock

White trash riverboat Tom Sawyer
He tried to sue my voodoo lawyer
I held him up bringin' home his bacon
and I cooked it lean in the kitchen with Satan

And him and me with our brackish frowns
Dressin' down, sleaze broker town
We moved 'em out, we took 'em down
We're dressin' down with a cell phone
Answerin' calls, this cookin' pays
Gimme a call, 1-800 [bad word] 
I'll put you in a cardboard box
Slip you out into the rocks
Sit back and watch your momma pray
'Cause [bad word]  maggot you're in the way

Buy low, sell high.....