It`s not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don`t four-letter [bad word] and kiss you both at the same time
Smells-like something I`ve forgotten
Curled up died and now it`s rotten

I`m not a gangster tonight
Don`t want to be a bad guy
I`m just a loner baby
And now you`re gotten in my way

I can`t decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you`ll probably go to heaven
Please don`t hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It`s cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We`re going for a ride

It`s a [bad word] convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you`d be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn`t like you
Dancing jigs until I`m crippled
Slug ten drinks I won`t get pickled

I`ve got to hand it to you
You`ve played by all the [bad word] It takes the [bad word] to fool me
And now you`ve made me angry   

I can`t decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you`ll probably go to heaven
Please don`t hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It`s cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We`re going for a ride

Oh I could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
I wont deny I`m gonna miss you when you`re gone
Oh I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I`m sleeping
That`s why

I can`t decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you`ll probably go to heaven
Please don`t hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It`s cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We`re going for a ride