I tried to hide it, I tried [bad word] away 
I tried to diet and gained a lot of weight 
Everyone knows that I'm still in love with you 

I used some hair gel, no one would buy it 
I told a dirty joke, the room stayed quiet 
Everyone knows that I'm still in love with you 

I lack the power to remember things 
Still feel the pain 'though I don't know from where it springs 
Everyone knows that I'm still in love with you 

I told my soldiers to call if they'd be late 
I'm eating Culver's, they're trying to smash the state 
Everyone knows that I'm still in love with you 

In the daytime my mind makes the best of what it beats 
But all emotions in the evening call me, call me, call me 

I tried to make my move, the world moved with me 
Moved into the photo booth, no one would kiss me 
Everyone knows that I'm 
Everyone knows that I'm still in love 
Everyone knows that I'm still in love with you