Kiss my [bad word] baby Ain't gonna take your trash no more,no more 
Kiss my [bad word] baby I Ain't gonna take your trash no more,no more 
I gonna pack up all I think And walking my [bad word] right outta the door
I'm gonna tell you why , are you listening?here's a little story
I came home a little early I couldn't believe my eyes 
You were lying there bloody naked With a woman between your thighs 
Kiss my [bad word] baby Ain't gonna take your trash no more,no more

Simon Cowell is so impressed by a naughty granny's raunchy blues song on Britain's Got Talent tonight that he plants a smacker on startled Amanda Holden's bottom.

He sings along while Ant and Dec just look shocked as retired entertainer Kelly Fox, 71, belts out Kiss My [bad word]  Baby by the The All Purpose Blues band from New Orleans.

And when Amanda jumps up from her seat on the BGT panel he jokingly kisses her behind.

He tells Amanda: "I kissed your [bad word]  Did you like that?" She thanks him and then laughs: "It was a first."
Simon tells Kelly, whose real name is Sandra Broadbent [bad word] from Rochdale: "I love you. You're like a little tiger aren't you?"

Sandra Broadbent from Rochdale, who performs under the name Kelly Fox, sings the track Kiss My [bad word] Baby which is originally a song by The All Purpose Blues Band who are from New Orleans.

We'd like to see Simon try and pull this kind of stunt on Sharon Osbourne, who is returning to the X Factor panel this summer after six years away.

But Amanda has been getting her own back on her boss by dishing the dirt on Simon.

On Alan Carr's Chatty Man she revealed the music mogul's strange toilet habits -- which include taking mouthwash and weights into the bog.

"We always get designated a judge's toilet for BGT. Simon keeps a little bottle of Listerine in his," she said.

"There are also weights -- I think he gargles and lifts at the same time."She also told host Alan how she knew Cowell [bad word] after he got up suddenly from his dressing room and "sorted himself out" she could see the outline of everything on show.

She added: "When I told David, he said 'That's terrible Simon, you only wear those jeans all week'. He wears no pants and the same jeans."

"He wears no underwear and the same jeans."

So that's why he hates a pants act.

Meanwhile Amanda has also been chatting about David Walliams and his model wife Lara Stone's baby.

But, um, it turns out she thinks the newborn looks just like Simon.

Amanda said on Alan Carr: Chatty Man: "I said he looks more like Simon. They're going to make brilliant dads. I think they put it all in a test tube, gave it a little shake and Lara took it."