If you want a picture of a charming prince
I take the cake
But now you find me all more alarming since
I'm charming as a rattlesnake
My debonair and dazzling personality
Was like a dream
But now that you're awake the harsh reality
Is things aren't always what they seem
Taken in by my dashing grin
You have failed to note the pointy teeth
I'm not fraud
But beneath this warm facade
I'm prince charmless underneath
Just look at what a royal pair
We're gonna make
'Cause eweryone is absolutely unaware
We two are [bad word] fake
You've been grand
For the plots i've planned
And my gratitude's
Profound and large
Now's the time
For the world to know
That i'm hardly harmless
Etiquette or harmless
No i'm prince charmless
And i'm in charge