I got your head [bad word]  circles around you
With a baseball bat that I'm usin' to pound you 
I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye 
No I don't got wings, but I don't need 'em to fly
With a couple double jumps I'll be fleein' the zone
Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringin' it home
I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest [bad word] __I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?

About face maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a Solder who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG 
Helmet so low I can hardly see
BAM - rocket jumpin' all over the place
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose
I hope you weasels are taking notes
 [bad word] my magical candyland
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves each [bad word] and spread the cheer

[THIS RAP IS KIND OF OVERDUE - RIGHT
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO THE MEET THE CREW - TIGHT
THE CRAZY DUDES OF TF2
SO TAKE SIDE, RED OR BLU]
AFTER I PICK MY CLASS
I'M GONNA KICK YOUR [bad word] CUZ THAT'S WHAT WE WERE BORN TO DO

Let's set up shop and get to work
I built a health dispenser if you been hurt
Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive
Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
And just in case I need it - self [bad word] Step back 'fore I wack you with a wrench 
And when my turrets spot you, you're as good as dead

Cry some [bad word] while you can
You little babies dont't stand a chance
They call me Heavy, this is my gun 
When she starts spinning, you [bad word] I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle I'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand [bad word] Now I am hungry, give me sandvich

Are you a bleedin' idiot?
To fight with a [bad word] scot?
I'll down a swig of whiskey
For every grenade I launch
Wherever I go, the explosions follow
So keep your distance lads 
And I carry traditional weapons
I'll bloody you up with an axe

[CHR]
PICK OUT MY FAVORITE CLASS
CHECK OUT MY FANCY HATS
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO CHOOSE

I'm the Medic, so don't go far
You might want a taste of my UBERCHARGE
Still a doctor, but I lost my license
This could be a problem - SHIZA
I'm always ready with a bloody bone saw
But I can't help much if your head is blown off
Die, schweinhund, I will win this
Don't overdose on my syringes

BOOM! That's another headshot, bloke
I'm a professional, you're a joke
I mean please mate, show some respect
At least the way I'm doin' it, you'll get a quick death
I'm from the outback, where things are hectic 
Got a big machete that I'll slice ya head with
Aussie assassins aren't [bad word] But when ya hear this, keep [bad word] 

You probably know me for my disguise
And I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I am on your team
Au revoir, mon cheri
I'm a very [bad word] backstabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper 
Gentlemen, there's a Spy in our midst
And he's got plenty of [bad word] to kick

[CHR]